Stompy the cat

He doesn't need a meeting to change his behavior
He doesn't care if his food is arranged like a science experiment (the control)
He doesn't respond to bad looks but takes note of them
He doesn't care if you dislike him taking a piss in the yard
He offers up a dead bird as a gift to you
He doesn't know what people think of dogs or cats
He can carry a good meowing convo with a lack of AIM
He doesn't need to go driver's ed to know a car is coming
He can't ever ask you in english to do something therefore he never does
He doesn't know what allergies are and thus doesn't care if you are sneezing
He so stubbornly meows for food and attention
He looks inside for attention only to be shooed away
He is acting different these days
He is coming up to the door more

He must be crazy